Monthly Archives: September 2014

‘Caffeine Monkey’

Monday morning: 9:07 AM. Location: The 27th floor employee break area. —————————————– Slackers from all three departments gathered around the central coffee machine. Each was anxious for the completion of the ‘elixir of morning wakefulness’. Redundant tales of weekend woes … Continue reading

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‘Did you hear the latest about Granny?’

“Oh my Gawd! Did you hear the latest ‘bout Granny Ryan?” “Good Lord, what’s that crazy old woman done now? Did she get another tattoo; or has she had her tongue pierced like the teenagers are doing?”; The gossiping biddy … Continue reading

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‘I-Should-have-never-got-out-of-bed!’

I – started out this morning (as I always do); with hesitancy and procrastination. My ritual of three ‘snoozes’ and a quick shower was followed to the letter. After getting dressed, I always have a reversal of momentum because I … Continue reading

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‘The never ending can of shave gel’

Several years ago I ran out of shaving cream and asked my wife to pick up another can at the grocery store. Unfortunately, the brand she bought was not my regular ‘tried and true’ brand. I was apprehensive initially but … Continue reading

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