Category Archives: Sarcasm

‘Analysis of a storm’ by Blue (the family dog. Quotes attributed to him)

Unlike recent storms, I didn’t receive a warning on my phone for the one a few nights ago. It did come as a little bit of a surprise when the power went out (and stayed off). I was writing a … Continue reading

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‘The switchers’

“Ever wonder why you wake up when you do? Some will say it’s because of our alarm clock or that we have to pee. Others with a more scientific view might point to regular sleep cycle patterns as the culprit. … Continue reading

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‘This ain’t her first rodeo’ (adult situations)

My family and I were shopping for a living room suite when we spotted a furniture store we hadn’t visited yet. It was set up as you would expect. The tastefully arranged showroom was decorated with all types of furniture … Continue reading

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‘I started feeding cat food to my dog’

It all started about a month ago when I bought a large case of premium cat food from one of those bulk ‘saver clubs’. You know the place. I don’t need to name drop it here. Previously my kitties seemed … Continue reading

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‘A voyage of no return’ (not for the squeamish)

We all know them. You know the type. Those ‘superior’ folks who feign disgust at the idea of exerting a little pressure on a swollen pimple or clogged pore. They pretend to be too sophisticated for such things and then … Continue reading

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‘Refuting the Pi principle’

In 1706, mathematics teacher William Jones is credited with first using the symbol of π to represent the concept of the ratio between a circle’s circumference and diameter. The mathematical formula itself has been recognized as a universal ratio for … Continue reading

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‘Don’t forget clean underwear!’

“Don’t forget to put on clean underwear. You might be in a car accident.” Common sense recommendations like that from your Mom is always good advice but no one expects to need it. At least I never did. It’s not … Continue reading

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