Category Archives: Jokes

‘At war with his inner-monologue’

“Down in the well, the water dwelled.” -Nope.  “Down in the well, the water sat.” -No, that’s not right either. Water is inanimate. It can neither dwell nor sit. What does water do? Rest? Lie?  Perch? -‘Perch’? Are we out … Continue reading

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‘Irish smiles’

Down in the dewey meadow the four-leafed clovers grow. There‚Äôs a place in the valley that it rains but never snows. Tall grass waves in the air. A cozy wind fans the trees. Willow branches hold sway by a warm … Continue reading

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‘Eulogy for Big Willie’

    “We are gathered here today to celebrate the life and times of a gentleman giant who literally saw the world from a different vantage point than the rest of us. Today he is surely looking down upon us … Continue reading

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‘Pocket-sized boss’

   The Copymax 5000 premiere office machine is a space-aged multifunction device without a doubt. Besides copying, scanning, collating, reducing, and other normal office features, it has a whole host of undocumented functionality. Some folks even claim the blueprints for … Continue reading

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‘Discontent’

   “Hello Dr. Christiansen. It’s Harald Hirendahl. I’m sorry to bother you but we’ve had a catastrophic event at the international seed vault. Can you please come here immediately? There’s been a massive breach at the entrance tunnel. The failure … Continue reading

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‘The greatest sin is sloth’

From the moment of our birth,  we are dying.  If I said I didn’t care about that I’d be lying.  What matters most in the end is how full our lives have been. Sometimes you have to laugh  to keep … Continue reading

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‘The color of our lint’

For every clothes drier on Earth, the filter trap is clogged by lint. Perhaps it’s a statement of mood, or the shade demonstrates intent. All of the fuzz caught on screen shows what the wash has seen. In jean-wearing homes … Continue reading

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